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Suddenly, an unknown bullet pierces through the man's chest and shoots him through the heart.

"Nite Capped" features a man and his girlfriend coming home from a New Year's Eve party.

A human is one of the worst things to be bitten by in terms of infectious disease.

Ditto the death of the Viking who got an infection after he hit his thigh on the mouth of his decapitated foe.

Granted, his death happened back when antibiotics weren't used to treat infections, but it still counts. That's right, something as seemingly benign as a cut can spell doom for you if you let it get infected.

In short, he gets a nasty gash on his toe after trying to kick open his safe, which then becomes infected and he dies of sepsis two days later. "Jack N' Croaked" recounts the death of the famous Jack Daniel (the man behind Jack Daniel Tennessee Whiskey).We already have enough to worry about from hornets, but now, there's the Asian giant hornet from the segment "Crappy Ending".

Think about that the next time your cell rings. One episode has a woman's cell phone explode in her hand (sending shrapnel into her inner ear and brain) because the battery was faulty.If you haven't seen it, it would be wise of you to avoid this by all cost, because it might make you afraid to fall asleep. The woman suffering from SUNDS (Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome) who died in her sleep from a heart attack while dreaming about a dwarf strangling her.note He didn't die from that, he died after walking out of his tent in a blind state of panic and ran into a hungry bear, who mauled him. Similarly, the cheating husband who went blind from vasoconstriction in his eyes after having sex with a mistress on a camping trip.The Japanese couple who died from a heart attack because neither had sex before (if you're a virgin, it might make you think twice before having sex).The politician who died from a parasitic infection he acquired while having sex with a hot Brazilian.Or the bitchy redhead at a spa who died of being exposed to water when the spa's sprinkler alarm system went off after her pubic hair caught fire. The man died from a massive latex allergy and the dominatrix didn't realize that the man was dying because she mistook his groaning of pain as groans of pleasure. For example, the 32-year-old virgin whose first - and last - time was with a dominatrix who made him wear a latex gimp suit. Any of the deaths caused by asphyxiation or someone dying from an allergy that the victim was unaware he or she had.Though most of these deaths are caused by bad behavior and/or stupidity, the ones that aren't definitely qualify for this trope.